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    Default What kind of grass is this?

    Hello all,

    this will probably see me as a mug, but no surprise to me, in any event here goes.
    One piece of grass on our property has me perplexed and no I haven't been out with the Texta it is as you see it. Can anyone give a name to this grass?

    Thanks,

    Oddjob1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddjob1 View Post
    Hello all,

    this will probably see me as a mug, but no surprise to me, in any event here goes.
    One piece of grass on our property has me perplexed and no I haven't been out with the Texta it is as you see it. Can anyone give a name to this grass?

    Thanks,

    Oddjob1
    Timothy???? Or would Benjamin suit better??? Don't mind Rhys either..... But if it's a girl, always liked Zoe for a girl.......

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    If its grass it has to be Mary Jane!!

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    Why not Summer?
    Cliff.
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    My son the horticulturalist can't identify it, but believes its in the couch grass family. He thinks it may be an ornamental hybrid or a mutation.....

    Joe

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    Come on guys......


    Can't ya see its not grass but just............................................................... ...................................................................................................................
    .
    a weed!!


    Pretty though
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Is it Zebra Grass ????? After all it has stripes.

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    Nuh, stripes go the wrong way.
    Cliff.
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    I do believe it's some sort of grass.
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    Is this the latest Friday drivel thread???
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    Nope, that is here. Friday 30/12/11
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    You mock us more mortals Cliff!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    Nope, that is here. Friday 30/12/11
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    He he,

    I should have known I'd get bladed on this! Species, I suppose would've been a better word.
    Anyway thanks Joe for getting your son to have a look at the pic, we do have Couch grass all around here so Hybrid or mutation could be the thing.
    In any event it could be worth a million dollars or if let propagate, ruin the world as we know it! Just imagine all those lovely bands popping up in your lawn hey.
    Anyway I'll keep an eye on it and in the true spirit of the silly season I have named it.
    Bandicouch.

    Cheers Oddjob1

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    cookie48 is offline Old Fart (my step daughters named me)
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    Oddjob1.
    Very apt name. Well done. But I still prefer Zebra grass even tho the stripes run the wrong way.

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    Very similar grass grows on the south west slopes in NSW. The stripe is not as wide but then again, everything is bigger and better in QLD. It seems to like low ground, prone to waterlogging then drying out in summer. Absolute mongrel stuff, nothing will eat it and spreads like the plague. Sell up!

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