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26th September 2006, 06:43 PM #1
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Old has beens
No not you lot.....
We get this old guy in the shop from time to time.
Life is against him, everyone hates him, no body loves him, you get the idea.
Anyway, tonight he was in the shop telling me how he can bend a 1 and a 1/2" rod around his neck.
what the????
The he procedes to tell me he can punch a brick out of a wall.
Not one that Ive laid said I.
So he bet me he could.
Maybe I should sell tickets so you can all come and see the amazing feats for yourself?
Al
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26th September 2006, 06:52 PM #2
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Bring him along to the BBQ and he can have an audience. I will put money in to see him do that.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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26th September 2006, 06:56 PM #3
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Hang on a minute! He might be a wolf in sheeps clothing! Does he have a penchant for calling everyone 'Grasshopper' ?
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27th September 2006, 11:45 PM #4
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Just make sure the wall is double brick with cement mortar
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28th September 2006, 08:22 AM #5
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is there a hospital nearby? might need one afterwards
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28th September 2006, 08:24 AM #6
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Originally Posted by oges
Theres one made of bricks just down the road, maybe he can practice his Brick Fu there?
Al
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28th September 2006, 09:32 AM #7
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If he is short-sighted, do not stand too close when he does the punching. You might be on the receiving end, instead of the wall!:eek:
CJ
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28th September 2006, 09:46 AM #8
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Poor old bugger.
Seems like an attention seeking type of behaviour. The trouble is they can be pests but the governments have cut way way back on support for these people.
Sad to think that all he can do to make a conversation is to come up with ridiculous claims. If you show them any compassion, they hang around like a stale bottle and if you give them the hurry up it must make them feel more lonely and alienated.
You are a good man Al for giving this tortured person your time.- Wood Borer
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28th September 2006, 05:04 PM #9
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You are a bad man Al for taking this tortured person up on his boast.
how much are the tickets?
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