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    Default Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

    Be careful when cleaning your teeth whilst it is lightning outside.

    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

    Natasha Timarovic, 27, was cleaning her teeth at home when lightning struck the building. She said: "I had just put my mouth under the tap to rinse away the toothpaste when the lightning must have struck the building.

    I don't remember much after that, but I was later told that the lightning had travelled down the water pipe and struck me on the mouth, passing through my body.

    It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all." Doctors at the city hospital where she was treated for burns to the mouth and rear said: "The accident is bizarre but not impossible.

    She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

    "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."

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    Owww! That might hurt! :eek:

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    Ring of fire.
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisb691 View Post
    Ring of fire.
    Exactly so

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    Talk about lighting a f-rt.

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    That's a change - usually it's just thunder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Head View Post
    Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............
    :eek:

    That's lucky! Imagine if it got stuck in there! :eek::eek:
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    I wonder if it ignited gas in her bowel on the way through...ouch!

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    Just a flash in the pan
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    perhaps she was using a stainless steel ring tool at the time:eek:

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    Those jokes are shockers!!
    It's better to be thought of as a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metal Head View Post

    A WOMAN has suffered severe burning to her anus after being struck by lightning which hit her in the mouth and passed right through her body.

    She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

    "It appears to have earthed through the damp shower curtain that she was touching as she bent over to put her mouth under the tap. If she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed by the blast."
    And you believe all that do you?
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    I heard it on the radio a few days ago...
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    Apparently she has renewed interest in current affairs, but doesn't know watt to do next. Ohm my.

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