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  1. #1
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    Default Guard Dog

    My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for
    protection since she drove all over the country.
    As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."

    "Perfect," my sister-in-law thought and took the dog.

    Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she
    watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react.
    Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding.
    As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Was she Holden on to the lead at the time?

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  3. #3
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    Couldn't aFORD better, should DODGE the problem. Probably barking up the wrong tree.
    Have to admit a valiant effort. Unless the men were hillman.
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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    Thats a bit Impish
    Just think if the dog had got a Holden them they could have become a Messerschmitt

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