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21st May 2006, 06:12 PM #1
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Look out!
NEW YORK- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
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21st May 2006, 07:26 PM #2
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Originally Posted by Christopha
Richard
oh, sorry, that was quoted from another thread
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21st May 2006, 08:26 PM #3
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Quite so!
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22nd May 2006, 01:56 PM #4rrich Guest
Christopha,
You have encountered our "Homeland Security"...
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22nd May 2006, 02:00 PM #5
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Its still pretty funny though.....
Young kids cancels shed time
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22nd May 2006, 02:14 PM #6
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Originally Posted by TommyC
since when has humour belonged on this BBS ? I propose a move to USofA standards of behaviour here.:mad:
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22nd May 2006, 05:56 PM #7
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LMAO, kinda wondered how long that would take! Originally Posted by Daddles
Richard
oh, sorry, that was quoted from another thread
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22nd May 2006, 07:36 PM #8
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that reminds me, i got a math test tomorrow
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22nd May 2006, 07:42 PM #9
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I had one of them too, I think??? :confused: Originally Posted by ss_11000
But it was way back when the apes ruled the planet, before we got control again..:mad:
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23rd May 2006, 08:53 AM #10
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Theres a cure for it now Originally Posted by ozwinner
I had one of them too, I think??? :confused:
Al
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23rd May 2006, 09:03 AM #11
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Not the variety that Al's got :eek: Originally Posted by Iain
Theres a cure for it now
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23rd May 2006, 09:25 AM #12
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good one, first time i have seen this one
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23rd May 2006, 10:01 AM #13
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That not how Mr Bush would have said it ! ..... Originally Posted by Christopha
would have come out more like this
If God...ummm...err.....wanted us to have weapons, he....ummm.....uno, would have, ummmm, wouldhave taught us to grow more ummmmm....oh #### ! ...more fingers and toes. Isn't that right Mr Howard !
Absolutely positively mr bush sir ....
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23rd May 2006, 04:38 PM #14rrich Guest
Not really. You can almost understand what Bush was trying to say. Originally Posted by apricotripper
That not how Mr Bush would have said it ! .....
would have come out more like this
If God...ummm...err.....wanted us to have weapons, he....ummm.....uno, would have, ummmm, wouldhave taught us to grow more ummmmm....oh #### ! ...more fingers and toes. Isn't that right Mr Howard !
Absolutely positively mr bush sir ....
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23rd May 2006, 04:48 PM #15
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Originally Posted by ss_11000
Grasshopper,
Just quote this on your test paper and you will pass for sure
“The number of prime numbers is infinite”
I hope I didn’t maths up your brain.
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