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2nd June 2008, 12:26 PM #1
Fingers
Paddy was working at the wood processing plant in Cork when he
accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said,
''Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do.'
Paddy said, ''Oi haven't got da fingers.''
''Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin'
Jesus, it's 2008. We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?''
And Paddy said, ' How da hell was I 'spose to pick dem up?'Cheers Fred
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