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    Default Easy Eggs

    One Sunday morning, while on a field exercise with the
    Army, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that the cook
    behind the counter looked kind of harassed.

    After I gave him my order, he asked me how I wanted my eggs.

    Not wanting to burden him further, I said cheerfully, "Oh, whatever is easiest for you."

    With that, he took two eggs, cracked them open onto my plate and handed it back to me.
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    The "yoke" was on you that time.


    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Yes Allan, but my feelings were a little scrambled when I looked at the plate
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Raw egg … no worse than eating oysters

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