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Thread: Mental Test
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21st September 2005, 05:30 PM #1
Mental Test
> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What
> is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
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> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
> teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
> bathtub."
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> 1. Would you use the spoon?
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> 2. Would you use the teacup?
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> 3. Would you use the bucket?
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> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
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> "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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22nd September 2005, 10:35 PM #2
I would use a hose and syphon it out
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Kev
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23rd September 2005, 01:00 AM #3
I just jump in..... KarFarkinSplash!!!!!
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23rd September 2005, 12:17 PM #4
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I would get my horse and put him in the room. he drinks out of a bathtub now, so he could empty it for me, while I am off making something from wood.
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1st October 2005, 08:55 PM #5
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It really depends on what the bath tub is full of
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1st October 2005, 09:00 PM #6
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2nd October 2005, 11:14 AM #7
I would place the bucket carefully over the Director's head. I would then belt it several times with the teaspoon while politely requesting that he should not waste my time with smart@rse little tests.
I would then look for someone who could provide me with some tea for my cup.Driver of the Forums
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2nd October 2005, 11:18 AM #8
Originally Posted by Driver
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2nd October 2005, 11:33 AM #9
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2nd October 2005, 02:01 PM #10
I would drop my two grandsons in they seem expert in getting the maximum amount of water out of the tub and onto the floor.
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