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Thread: Emergency Services
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2nd June 2013, 10:52 PM #1
Emergency Services
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly
unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track.
I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my Maker.
Apparently "Remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered an appropriate response.
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3rd June 2013, 10:43 AM #2
He was certainly "on track" to meet his maker.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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3rd June 2013, 11:50 AM #3
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4th June 2013, 12:48 AM #4Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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9th June 2013, 02:41 PM #5rrich Guest
One could say that he has a one track mind.
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13th June 2013, 05:07 PM #6
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