A man goes to a doctor and says.....

[MBM888]

A man goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, Doc, you’ve got to help me. I have a terrible case of the farts. I fart at the dinner table, I fart in elevators, I fart in church. I just can’t help myself. The only thing that saves me from dying of embarrassment is that my farts don’t stink, as you can plainly tell, Doc, because I’ve farted several times since coming into your office.”

The doctor thinks for a moment, hands the man some pills, and says “take one of these each day and come back to see me in a week.”

A week later the man returns and says, “Doc, Doc, those pills you gave me just made things worse. Not only am I farting as much as I did before, but now they stink to high heaven.”

“Good,” says the doctor, “now that we’ve fixed your nose, let’s see what we can do about those farts.”

[Allan at Wallan]

One might say that joke is a "bit on the nose"


Allan