How Adam Got Eve

[Barry Hicks]

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling
very lonely. God asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to so God said
he was going to make Adam a companion and that it
would be a woman.

God said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you and
when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and
she will not nag you and will always be the first to admit
she is wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will
praise you, she will bear your children and will never ask
you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
them."

God continued, "She will NEVER have a headache and
will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course, the rest is history................

[munruben]

[Rattrap]

Good one Barry

[Pheonix]

Incoming!!