Loraine

[Hartley]

031299
Loraine

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find a new girl had started.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river.
The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and ...
singing.......
get ready for it......
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[This message has been edited by (edited 04 December 1999).]

[knuckles]

This event could not have happened as you say. I know for a fact that they were in Spain at the time of the alleged tragic accident, and as we all know: "Loraine in Spain falls mainly on the plane."

She was pushed!!! I know about such things, it is my business.

Knuckles.

[RETIRED]

I actually thought in your case that "Lorraine in Spain falls from the Plane".

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Ian () Robertson
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[AlexS]

The story as originally told is pretty much correct. As we all know, Lorraine in Spain falls mainly in the drain.