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  1. #1
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    Default A Well-Planned Retirement

    (From The London Times

    Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a
    parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.

    It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a
    ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7).

    This parking attendant worked there solid for all
    of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.

    "Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd
    better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant .

    "Err ... no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."

    "Err ... no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the
    attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?"

    "Err ... no!" insisted the Council.

    Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of
    Spain (presumably), is a man who had been taking
    the parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about
    $560) per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25
    years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to
    just over £3.6 million ($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!

    And no one even knows his name.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    No wonder he was so nice to everyone.
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    I told an exp pom (as in living in Oz for 30+ years) and he told me that story was going around before he left Pommyland. Made me feel a bit of an idiot.
    Sorry if that news offends. But its a good story. it aught to be true.

    CP

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    Arrow

    Apparently a very old urban myth.

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