Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: Smart Question

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    4

    Wink Smart Question

    It was the hour for elementary science. The teacher was talking about gravity. She concluded “Children, it is the Law Of Gravity that keeps us all on earth.”

    One little girl was totally puzzled. She asked “But Miss, how did we manage to stick on before the Law was passed?”
    Save the Earth, it is the only planet with chocolate !

    http://www.gigglepedia.com

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Shrek3 View Post
    It was the hour for elementary science. The teacher was talking about gravity. She concluded “Children, it is the Law Of Gravity that keeps us all on earth.”

    One little girl was totally puzzled. She asked “But Miss, how did we manage to stick on before the Law was passed?”
    We abided by "Rafferty's Rules.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

Similar Threads

  1. Smart Boy
    By Breslauer in forum JOKES
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 22nd January 2009, 11:37 PM
  2. Smart man
    By Stevenp in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 29th March 2008, 04:55 PM
  3. Smart Dog
    By Ray from Toronto in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 13th October 2002, 10:14 AM
  4. Smart Kid
    By DonN in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 8th October 2001, 07:16 PM
  5. Smart Ass
    By Gino in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 1st August 2001, 12:19 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •