Coincidence?

[Toyboy]

A couple of blokes sat next to each other in business class. One bloke looks at the other guy and notices he has a huge bruise to his left eye.
"What a coincidence," he says,"I have a bruise over my left eye just like yours. How on Earth did you get yours." he asks.
"Well, I was waiting in line at the check in and there was this girl with the biggest hooters I have ever seen. When I got to the counter, I asked for a picket to Tittsburgh, and she belted me a beauty. Boy, talk about a misunderstanding. I just wasn't thinking straight. So how did you get yours?"
"Pretty much the same thing. I sat down to the table this morning and my wife put my breakfast in front of me and I said, 'You stupid, fat, lazy cow, you know I hate cornflakes'."

[tea lady]

Mmmmm. You're a kinda oblique kinda guy aren't you?

[wayfarer]

Acutely so, methinks