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Thread: Pepper tequila
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13th January 2007, 12:53 PM #1
Pepper tequila
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man guesses there
must be thousands of dollars in it!!
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?" The
bartender answered, "Well...you pay ten dollars, and IF you pass 3
tests, you get all the money!!!" The man certainly isn't going to
pass this up and he asks, "What are the 3 tests?"
"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender..."Those are the rules." So the man
gives him $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the
bartender says, "here's what you have to do."
FIRST: "You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of Pepper Tequila the
WHOLE thing, all at ONCE and you CAN'T make a face while doing it."
SECOND: "There's a Pit Bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to REMOVE the bad tooth with your BARE HANDS."
THIRD: "There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has NEVER reached
orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta MAKE THINGS RIGHT for her."
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an IDIOT! I
WON'T DO IT!! You'd have to be NUTS to drink a gallon of Pepper
Tequila, and then DO those OTHER THINGS!!!"
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your MONEY stays where it is."
The man has a few drinks...then a few more.
Finally he asks, "WHERRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?????" He grabs the
gallon of Pepper Tequila with both hands and downs it with a BIG
slurp. Tears are streaming down both of his cheeks, but he doesn't
make a face.
Next, he staggers out back to where the Pit Bull is chained-up. The
people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY, WILD SCUFFLE going on
outside. They hear the Pit Bull barking, then they hear the guy
screaming. The Pit Bull is yelping..and then SILENCE.
Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers back
into the bar with his shirt ripped and Large Bloody Scratches all over
his body.
"NOW" He says "WHERE'S THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH???"Last edited by RETIRED; 13th January 2007 at 01:09 PM. Reason: Making it readable for us old farts.:)
Boring signature time again!
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13th January 2007, 01:15 PM #2
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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thats gold.
cheersS T I R L O
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13th January 2007, 02:33 PM #3
That's old.
But still a good one.Cliff.
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