The Police Can Be Handy

[Shane Watson]

Think this might have been posted here before.... But anyway....




"Hello, is this the police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbour,Tony! He's hiding
marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the police officers descended on Tony's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept.
Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood but found no
marijuana.
They swore at Tony and left.

The phone rang at Tony's house.
"Hey, Tony! Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"

[JackoH]

Same story as the bloke supposed to have murdered his mother-in-law and buried her in the back yard.
John H.

[Iain]

Now plant the potatoes, right John