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  1. 29th September 2007, 11:29 AM #1
    Barry Hicks
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    Default The Scottish librarian

    A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me Miss, day ye harv ani books on suicide?"
    The librarian looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!"
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  2. 29th September 2007, 11:34 AM #2
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    Nice one Barry
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    Good 'un


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