A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft. "

"But doc, " protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia. "

"I know, " said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia. "

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A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed.

"What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor.

"I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open. "

"What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor.

"Pull, " said the patient.