Bunnings

[Ruddy]

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Bunnings customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get some hardware stuff has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, While the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th,16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. KMart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Target and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Bunnings

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[glen boulton]

gee i'will have to be carefull....does target have any more wallets left...i better ring them first

[rosewood]

Went into bunnings the other day and some doo-daa in a green apron comes up to me and says"do you need decking?".
Lucky i got the first punch in.

[justinmcf]

i wish i got mugged by 2 good looking chicks every other day!

[Pheonix]

Wishful thinking Ruddy