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Thread: Engineer
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3rd January 2008, 08:36 PM #1
Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer ... you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators; the engineer soon becomes a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great! We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators! And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next!"
God exclaims: "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan, standing his ground, challenges: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God replies threateningly: "Send him back up here or I'll sue!" Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right! And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
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3rd January 2008, 08:58 PM #2
Once I couldn't spell injaneer.....now I is one.Chris
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