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    Default Another hot gospeller joke

    The hot gospeller said, "Anyone with special needs, who wants to be
    prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.

    With that a scruffy looking bloke got in line, and when it was his turn
    the hot gospeller asked, 'What do you need me to pray about for you?"

    The scruffy bloke replied, "I need you to pray for help with my hearing".

    The hot gospeller put one finger on the scruffy bloke's ear, placed his
    other hand on top of his head and began to pray with all his might.

    He prayed to the "Almighty" and the whole congregation joined in
    with great enthusiasm. After a few minutes he asked the scruffy bloke,
    "Is that any better for your hearing?"

    The scruffy bloke replied, "Dunno yet, it ain't until next Friday".
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Keep'em coming Allan

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzy69 View Post
    Keep'em coming Allan
    Amen to that (since we're praying anyway.)
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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