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    Recently I bought a new Lexus 350 but I had to return it to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work.

    The car salesman explained that the radio was voice activated and demonstrated this brilliant feature.

    "Nelson," the salesman called to the radio.

    The radio then responded "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he called back and immediately the radio burst into song "On the Road Again".

    Then the salesman calls "Ray Charles," and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" immediately replaces the Willie Nelson song.

    I drove away very happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd receive beautiful classical music for the afternoon.

    Then I would say "Beatles," and I would hear a multitude of those great awesome songs from the 60-80's.

    It was fun and even mygirlfriendgot into it too.

    "Billy Joel" and up came 'The Piano Man", "Rolling Stones" and up came "Jumpin Jack Flash" plus many other great Stone's hits.

    But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.

    A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

    I immediately yelled in anger, "Arxx Holes!"

    Guess what !!

    Immediately up came the song " We are the Navy Blues …………”

    * Damn it, I just LOVE this new car!*
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    I thought it would be,"Good old Collingwood forever......"

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    I would have thought it would have switched to talk back radio......
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Suppose I have to laugh at that one Grumpy

    .. but just remember, I am a Carlton supporter and
    just crossed you off my Christmas card list.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    I thought it would be,"Good old Collingwood forever......"
    The original version of this joke may have been altered .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy John View Post
    But yesterday, I had the best experience of all.

    A couple tried to run a red light and I nearly creamed my new car, but luckily I managed to swerve in time to avoid hitting them.

    I immediately yelled in anger, "Arxx Holes!"

    Guess what !!
    "Hello World, This is John Laws"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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