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    Default The Devil Knows

    Paul Keating, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
    While there, they spy a red phone and ask if its useable.

    The devil tells them it is only for calling back to Earth.>>



    Putin then asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
    When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars. Putin writes him a cheque.

    Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
    The devil says " That'll be 6 million dollars,".....
    so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.

    Finally Paul Keating got his turn and spoke for 4 hours.

    Surprised, the devil told him there would be no charge for his call and to feel free to call Australia anytime.>>





    When Putin hears this he went ballistic and asked the devil to explain why>>


    Keating got to call Australia for free.

    The devil smirked ...."Since Rudd became Prime Minister of the Australia,>>


    the country has gone to hell, so it's only a local call....">>

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