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  1. 28th December 2010, 05:03 PM #1
    texx
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    Default lil johnny is at it again

    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?



    Johnny: Seven, Sir
    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?



    Johnny: Seven

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?


    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?



    Johnny: Seven!!!

    The now very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?


    The now very frustrated Johnny: Because I've already got a ****n' cat at home!
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  2. 28th December 2010, 10:27 PM #2
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    No need for the teacher to get "catty" about it.

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