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  1. #1
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    Default Scales do not lie

    Mrs Munruben noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this
    maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that's going to help."

    "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Careful John, someone is "putting your weights up".

    Allan

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    Just seems there's no justice with them there scales
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wayfarer View Post
    Just seems there's no justice with them there scales
    John knows he can halve his weight by standing on the scales on 1 leg
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    I gotta remember to lock that bathroom door in future. Could have been worse though, might have been cutting my toenails.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Thought you did that in the shed with 3'" grinder

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Thought you did that in the shed with 3'" grinder
    Yeah, but one slip and it'd be lobotomy time

    /me runs off
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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