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Thread: And So It Begins...
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4th March 2008, 11:48 PM #1
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And So It Begins...
John and Barry walk into a pub...
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5th March 2008, 08:53 AM #2
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Because they had alcoholic constipation
they couldn't pass a pub
AllanLast edited by Elbow; 5th March 2008 at 08:54 AM. Reason: spelling error
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5th March 2008, 09:26 AM #3
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Actually they have prostate problems and couldn't pass a pee.
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5th March 2008, 01:23 PM #4
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In what was a watershed for John, Barry found it a strain to find his way to the bar...
Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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5th March 2008, 01:39 PM #5
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It was a dark and eerie night, and silence decended when they entered. Barry glanced around nervously, anxiously trying to catch Johns eye. He couldnt help but notice the....
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5th March 2008, 02:37 PM #6
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... preponderance of black leather trousers with the rear ends cut out. Of course, to balance things up there were plenty of ...
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5th March 2008, 05:55 PM #7
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Topless barmaids who
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5th March 2008, 06:07 PM #8
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5th March 2008, 06:41 PM #9
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Geez you blokes must go to some weird bars!!!
Just remember that the bloke who started the thread is 15 yrs old..............
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5th March 2008, 08:41 PM #10
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And so you don't think I'm a thread Killer.............
After walking into the bar......John said to Barry............
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5th March 2008, 09:03 PM #11
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Know any good jokes?
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5th March 2008, 09:10 PM #12
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No, you have to ask Allan for the jokes.
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5th March 2008, 09:23 PM #13
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.....Barry replied"Yeah, stop me if you've heard this one,........
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5th March 2008, 09:26 PM #14
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....two guys walk into a pub.....
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5th March 2008, 09:29 PM #15
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2 cougars and a slice of lemon please
c2=a2+b2;
When buildings made with lime are subjected to small movements thay are more likely to develop many fine cracks than the individual large cracks which occur in stiffer cement-bound buildings. Water penetration can dissolve the 'free' lime and transport it. As the water evaporates, this lime is deposited and begins to heal the cracks. This process is called autogenous healing.
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