The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St peter told Arthur. 'since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hand out with anyone you want to in haven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said' I want to hang out with God.

God recognised Arthur and commented,'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle? Arthur said 'yeah thats me....'

God commented ' Well whats the big deal in inventing something thats pretty unstable, makes to much noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was bit embarrassed but finally spoke, 'Excuse me but aren't you the inventor of woman?

God said 'Ah yes'

'Well' Said Arthur 'Professional to professional you have some major design flaws in your invention'

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.

5. The maintenance cost are outrageous!!!!!

'Hmmmmmm you may have some good points there' replied God 'hold on'

God went to his celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well it may be true that my invention is flawed' God said to Arthur 'But according to these numbers more men are riding my invention than yours'.