Christmas Pressies

[fxst]

for Xmas I got two shirts, some socks and sex.
And all of them were two sizes to big.
what did you get?

[doug the slug]

well, a few years ago when my wife was still alive she bought me two shirts for christmas. i told her they were very nice and after everyone in the family had opened their presents i went to the bedroom and put on one of the shirts just so she could see that i really did like the present.
Can you guess what happened next? yep she started a fight by asking me what was wrong with the other shirt!!!!!!!

ya cant please some people!!!!

[arose62]

Anyone else spot the typo in the explanatory heading for this forum?

Shouldn't "tail" be "tale" ??? (In "Maybe even know a tall tail or two that can even be true.")

Cheers,
Andrew
(Apprentice spelling Nazi)

[Ashore]

for Xmas I got two shirts, some socks and sex.
And all of them were two sizes to big.
what did you get?

Thats what you get for living alone

[fxst]

oops and a clip in the ear when the missus saw this ......must p/w the puter I reckon
Pete

[RETIRED]

Anyone else spot the typo in the explanatory heading for this forum?

Shouldn't "tail" be "tale" ??? (In "Maybe even know a tall tail or two that can even be true.")

Cheers,
Andrew
(Apprentice spelling Nazi)

Taken you long enough.

[doug the slug]

Taken you long enough.

Well, are ya gonna change it, are ya, are ya, are ya (thats for Al). After all its been there a long time