Marriage Jokes

[KBs PensNmore]

Every wife is a "mistress" for her husband.
"Miss" for one hour and "stress" for the 23 hours!

Husband throwing darts at his wife's photo and not even a single one hitting the target...
From another room wife called the husband: "Honey, what are you doing?"
Husband: "Missing you badly my Love.."


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected...

Difference between 'complete' and 'finish'...
People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is...
When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...COMPLETELY FINISHED!

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what the b***dy Hell happened!

[Handyjack]

The Engagement ring.

The Wedding ring.


The Suffering!

[KBs PensNmore]

I found out the other day, the penalty for Bigamy,
2 mother in laws.

How did the word bigamist come about?
Why a man would want 2 wives, is a big a Mistry to me!!!

They say LOVE is grand,
but divorce is a hundred grand.
DAMHIKT
The first got the house, the second got the super,
and the third got nothing as I had nothing left!!!

[AlexS]

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.