"OLD" IS WHEN...your sweetie says,"Let's go upstairs and make love",and you answer,"Honey, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN...Your friend compliments you on your new crocadile shoes and you aren't wearing any.

"OLD" IS WHEN...A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the gartage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN...Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You dont care where your spouse goes as long as you dont have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN...You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..."Getting a little action" means you dont have to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..."An all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

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Johnno

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