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    Default The Wife

    A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner.
    “Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?” asks the wife in a soft voice.
    Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies “No.”
    Pursing her lips she gives him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
    Then stepping in closer she asks in a low sexy voice. “Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?”
    Intrigued he answers “Uh, no.”
    “Now” she says as she leans down and whispers “Have you ever seen thirty thousand dollars all crumpled up?”
    Totally confused and excited he stammers “No-o-o-o.”
    “Well” she whispers in his ear, “Then go look in the garage…..”


    Keep well, Keith

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    WHAT! have you ridden into my new CNC machine?
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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