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Thread: Great swimmer
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7th August 2007, 12:08 AM #1
Great swimmer
An Aussie bloke went overseas, met his dream girl
and brought her home to Australia to marry her.
Whilst on the honeymoon at Surfers Paradise she
challenged him to a 100 metres swim in the pool
at the hotel. She defeated him easily.
He asked, "Where did you learn to swim so fast".
She answered, "Before I met you I was a street walker
in Venice".
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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7th August 2007, 03:02 PM #2
Doh !
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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