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    Heard this on the radio this morning

    John & Alan met at the Sydney airport after flying in from different states.
    John being the generous person he is offered to buy the train tickets to North Sydney.

    Going to the ticket window with $10 dollars a young mild mannered gentleman named Barry told John that the North Sydney train left platform 8 and the 2 tickets would be $7.50 and change at central station.

    Well Allan being a frugal man saw the obvious problem and straight away told Barry "we want our change now"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calm View Post
    Heard this on the radio this morning

    John & Alan met at the Sydney airport after flying in from different states.
    John being the generous person he is offered to buy the train tickets to North Sydney.

    Going to the ticket window with $10 dollars a young mild mannered gentleman named Barry told John that the North Sydney train left platform 8 and the 2 tickets would be $7.50 and change at central station.

    Well Allan being a frugal man saw the obvious problem and straight away told Barry "we want our change now"
    Better "change" the story because Barry insists
    he cant remember the last time he owned a $10 note.


    Allan

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