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  1. #1
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    Default Important computer virus warning

    The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.(Computer) This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest supermarket and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Default And now some personal health advice

    WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo!

    However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

    WATER = Poo

    BEER = HEALTH


    To free yourself of Poo, drink BEER!!!

    REMEMBER: It is better to drink beer and talk #### than to drink water and be full of ####.
    Have a good one
    Keith

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