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Thread: What do you collect???
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28th June 2006, 09:18 AM #1
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What do you collect???
Humans (and some animals) seem to be hoarders. It may be a throwback to times where food caches meant the difference between survival or death.
I have noticed that all collectors get a flush of great pleasure when they gain a much sought after article.
And the good thing is that the intensity pleasure flush doesn't depend on the value of the item.
A multi-millionaire with their Picasso in fact may be less pleasured as they have to hide their wonderful painting behind such security, they it can't be displayed in the open home/castle.
So what do you collect?
Bottle-tops?
Model trains?
Garden plants?
Cedar boards?
Stamps?
Picassos?
Affairs?
And does the pleasure-hit from finding a rare specimen equal that from good sex?
Greg
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28th June 2006, 10:39 AM #2
I used to collect
Butterflies
Rocks & Minerals
Sea Shells.
Until ex #1 put them all in the driveway and drove her car back & forth across them. She still hasn't worked out why she's now an ex.
I've still got a few butterflies and a stuffed crocodile
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28th June 2006, 10:52 AM #3
Wives.:eek:
And I don't understand the last question. They are mutually exclusive.
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28th June 2006, 10:59 AM #4
Originally Posted by gregoryq
Collections:
tools
money (but nothing that the bank manager cares about)
As to hoarding, as opposed to collecting...
tools
photographic equipment
tools"Clear, Ease Springs"
www.Stu's Shed.com
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28th June 2006, 11:03 AM #5
I collect:
old bottles
kero lamps
model ships/aeroplanes etc
old furniture
shells
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28th June 2006, 11:13 AM #6
Originally Posted by womble
For the record, I'm not recording what I collect... apart from tools:eek:
Richard
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28th June 2006, 11:17 AM #7
Ginger Jars.
any one else out there collect them ?p.t.c
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28th June 2006, 11:20 AM #8
tools
bonsai
books
music
currently I am collecting baby spew, one nappy load at a time, as an associated activity I am also collecting tissues (which I cant seem to get enough of)... a summary effect of this is I also collect lint in my clothes when i forget to remove dirty tissues from my pockets before washing them...ahhh.... daddy day care! I love it!!
Zed
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28th June 2006, 11:22 AM #9
Originally Posted by gregoryq
Trouble is collecting women is a high cost hobby
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28th June 2006, 11:31 AM #10
Originally Posted by Daddles
well I would have mentioned my gmc stuff...but is that tools???
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28th June 2006, 11:51 AM #11
Clocks
Watches (mainly fusee)
Sheet music, preferably old and some tablature
Books
a couple of old camera's (HIT and a couple of old italian roll film which is no longer available)
Tiger snakes, we have a few hereStupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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28th June 2006, 12:01 PM #12
Australian Pottery (mostly Victorian Brunswick pottery school, some Bendigo pottery stuff)
Stuff for the shed (including things I have no idea about)
Thats it for now - I've got a house to pay off.
I'd like to collect:
oil paintings (by Ken Knight in particular)
motors
farms
implements of destructions (guns and stuff)
houses
businesses
small islands
political influence
weapons of mass destruction (the odd army and warship/plane)
... maybe later, when the house is paid off
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28th June 2006, 12:07 PM #13
Originally Posted by Clinton1
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Imagine the boost in national pride and morale when you personally announce on state radio and television that you have put long-time enemies under threat of nuclear destruction. They will praise your name as a powerful and inspired leader even without the secret police's encouragement.
Why lease?
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Nuclear weapons development is expensive and time consuming, not to mention easily detectable. It could take you years to aquire and build the necessary industry to manufacture weapons-grade material. Even after that, you still have to design, build and test your first device before anyone takes you seriously.
Purchasing existing nuclear hardware is also expensive and risky. Most governments are on the lookout for such activity. Many dealers are crooked. Do you really want to take a chance getting ripped off by shady weapons dealers?
Even if you succeed purchasing through the black market, you stand the risk of getting on the wrong side of international opinion. You could lose existing conventional arms contracts, face economic sanctions or even military action.
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28th June 2006, 12:23 PM #14
Can I get one of those nuke things on time share?
Richard
and Womble, I am forced to concede that GMC implements are indeed tools as I seem to be able to make as many blues with my GMC gear as I do with more expensive weapons of destruction(and I'm about to add to my collection, with the big GMC circular saw to replace the reliable but tiny Hitachi in my Triton ... oh no, I just swore twice in the one sentence :eek: )
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28th June 2006, 03:55 PM #15
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