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    Default A wee joke

    David Cameron is visiting a Glasgow hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness.




    He greets one and the patient replies:


    "Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
    Great chieftain o' the puddin race,
    Aboon them a ye take yer place,
    Painch, tripe or thairm,
    As langs my airm."


    Cameron is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
    The next patient responds:


    "Some hae meat an canna eat,
    And some wad eat that want it,
    But we hae meat an we can eat,
    So let the Lord be thankit."


    Even more confused he just grins and moves onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:


    "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
    O the panic in thy breasty,
    Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
    Wi bickering brattle."


    Now seriously troubled, Cameron turns to the accompanying doctor and asks,
    "Is this a psychiatric ward?"



    "No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."

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    Oge aye, I had to think twice on that one.


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    I can see where the "like" button is but for some reason I cant find the "dislike" button. That was really bad
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    I wasn't getting this joke 'till I got to the punch line, absolutely brilliant, had no idea that was coming.
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    Brilliant..tickled me anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mick55 View Post
    Brilliant..tickled me anyway...
    Took nearly seven years to get it?
    I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.

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    Doug, Here is one for youGroan1.jpg
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Believe it or not Doug I didn't read this 7 years ago and just cracked the punch line..I read it the day I put the post up..amazing

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