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    Default Coffin splutter

    My neighbour lived next door to a Doctor and drove him
    mad by always asking for something to relieve a cough
    or other ailment.

    Coincidentally they both died on the same day and were
    buried side by side at the cemetery.

    The first night there the Doctor heard a knock on the side
    of his coffin. He said, "Who is that?"

    His neighbour answered, "Its me, your next door neighbour,
    can you give me something for worms?"

    Allan

    ______________________________________________

    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    A Fish maybe or a sparrow

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    Pretty good.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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