Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

[skot]

The Pope visits " Luci" just before his demise and as he passes away, the Pope slips an envelope into Luciano's hand and whispers in his ear.." Give this to Saint Peter when you enter the Pearly Gates"

Luciano ascends to Heaven and upon meeting Saint Peter he hands over the envelope. Peter opens it up and reads.......

Here's that tener I owe ya

[pawnhead]

1. Due to the sad death of Luciano, The Three Tenors will now be known as Twenty Quid.

2. What is Pavarotti's wife getting for Christmas?

A smaller turkey...

3. Censored