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  1. #1
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    Default QUOTEABLE QUOTES & MORE a bit of fun

    Something easy and a bit of fun.

    • Read the quote(s)... enjoy, laugh, be shocked, saddened, uplifted, etc.
    • Then post an new one.
    • Can be of your own making, famous quote, from a T-Shirt or sign, who cares.
    • Can be funny, inspirational, uplifting, sad, grose, whatever you want.
    • Just keep it clean

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    I'll go first. Feel free to follow up with more.


    FROM MY FAVORITE T-SHIRT
    EAT WELL
    STAY FIT
    DIE ANYWAY



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    FROM MY 2ND FAVORITE T-SHIRT

    I AM NOT
    IGNORING YOU
    I'M JUST NOT
    LISTENING

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    FROM A T-SHIRT NOW GONE TO GOD

    I NEVER DREAMED
    THAT ONE DAY
    I'D BECOME A
    GRUMPY
    OLD MAN
    BUT HERE I AM
    KILLING IT!

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    Feel free to follow up with your own.

    FROM ANOTHER T-SHIRT (not mine but clever)

    THE DEVIL
    SAW ME
    WITH MY
    HEAD DOWN
    AND
    THOUGHT
    HE'D WON

    UNTIL I SAID
    AMEN

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    Growing old is mandatory... Growing up isn't.

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    Help! I'm a 21 year old trapped in a 75 year old body.

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    C'mon folks don't be scared, have a go!

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    Clever reply to "Go to Hell"

    I can't go to Hell.

    The devil still has a
    restraining order agai
    nst me.

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    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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    I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.

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    Don't take life to seriously
    Nobody gets out of it alive anyway

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    I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go
    I keep on singing all day long
    I owe, I owe, I owe, I owe....

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    Using all these bullets at once

    The Quotes of Steven Wright:

    1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

    2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

    3 - Half the people you know are below average.

    4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

    7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

    9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

    10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.

    12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

    18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

    19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.

    20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

    21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

    24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name

    25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

    28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

    29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

    30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

    31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

    32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

    33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

    34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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    Life is pain princess, anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something. Princess Bride

    Everything ends badly, that's why it ends. Name that movie

    Murphy was an optimist

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