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  1. 4th February 2011, 10:45 PM #1
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    A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she replied.

    While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so the biker asked "Before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

    So, she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After they finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why do you want to commit suicide?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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  2. 5th February 2011, 07:38 PM #2
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    Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
    joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.

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  3. 5th February 2011, 11:16 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Another ripper from you ... have you got a new
    joke book? That's two in a row that made me laugh.

    Allan
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  4. 6th February 2011, 12:43 PM #4
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    What!!! Hell's Angel or Rebel???
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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  5. 6th February 2011, 12:56 PM #5
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    Rebel of course!
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  6. 6th February 2011, 08:49 PM #6
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    Gypsy Joker?
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