Wanted, Buckles for swashing

[Iain]

Aaaahhh, Aaahhh, toime to polly the parrot, swash the buckles and move yer scurvy sea dogs into walking the plank, Aahh(sp) Master Bates, where's that Seaman Staines, bring me a fresh cabin boy....................

[bitingmidge]

Arrrr... I think ye've had a very good try there Cap'n Iain, but maybe a bit of a brush up on Pirate Lingo could help ye?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cKCk...elated&search=

The five "A"s

Avast, get a load of the bowsprit on that proud beauty!

P

[Driver]

Aarr! Ahoy there, ye lubberly dogs! Aye and avast there, too! Let's hear a few more of those "Aye,aye, there, Cap'n!" responses from you lower-deck swabs! Aarr!

Cap'n John Flint
aka

[Stuart]

Avast ye scurvy dog, ye be due for keelhaulin, spelling Argh as Aarr...
Must be that arty farty froggie accent affecting the way ye talk


(No offence intended to any arty farty talkin' froggies out there )

Argh, me be heading for the brig I feel.....

[silentC]

Actually, Stuart, there was a debate in the SMH Column8 recently and it was firmly established that the correct Pirate retort was "arrrrrr", not "arrrrrgh", the latter being more likely to have be uttered when the knee of a scurvy dog connected with the groin of our protagonist.

Arrrrrr

[Driver]

AHOY!!!!

Avast there, ye landlubberly curs! Whoever heard of pirates arguing about spellin'???????

[Cliff Rogers]

... Whoever heard of pirates arguing about spellin'???????

Arrrr..... 'tis when they be spell'n thar rum.

[Iain]

I say sweeties, could we clean the decks please...........
(Used to work with an amateur thespian who played Cap'n Ook in Peter Pan, would have been better suited to Tinkerbell )

[Driver]

That be, Oi think, the furst toime we've seen our ol' shipmates: Cap'n Pugwash, Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines in graphic form on this 'ere websoite.

Stap me vitals! Splice the mainbrace me hearties! 'Tis good to see 'em aboard. Aarr!

[ozwinner]

If it be ya vitals ya want strappen, second door an ya left down yon corridore ye will find the gay forum yarrhh, sweetie.

Al

[channa]

Here's one for all you persuade-o-interllectuals - Why are pirates calle pirates?


Well?


Aye?


Eh?


They just ARRRRR!

[Iain]

That be, Oi think, the furst toime we've seen our ol' shipmates: Cap'n Pugwash, Roger the Cabin Boy and Seaman Staines in graphic form on this 'ere websoite.

Stap me vitals! Splice the mainbrace me hearties! 'Tis good to see 'em aboard. Aarr!

Aaarrr, that be Black Jack from the Flying Dustbin, oooooh is also trying to Roger the cabin boy (or is that buoy?)