Man Overboard Drill

[Rodgera]

The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by
"rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy they named "Oscar."

The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship,
turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.

Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the
lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop
anchor and I'll swim to you."

[popawisky]

The crew of a fast frigate was practicing the man overboard drill by
"rescuing" a bright orange fluorescent dummy they named "Oscar."

The captain watched as a young lieutenant nervously stopped the ship,
turned it and maneuvered into place. Unfortunately, he ran right over Oscar.

Surveying the remains of Oscar scattered around the ship, the captain told the
lieutenant, "Son, do me a favor. If I ever fall overboard, just drop
anchor and I'll swim to you."

So long as he doesn't drop the anchor on him