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  1. 23rd February 2009, 05:36 PM #1
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    Default Why Jesus wasn't born in Australia...

    They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

    Why Aussies put XXXX on a can of beer, we can't spell beer.
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  2. 23rd February 2009, 07:23 PM #2
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    Heard those a long time ago, but thought it only applied to Queenslanders. sorry I'll go now
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  3. 24th February 2009, 09:42 PM #3
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    Only the second one applies to QLD I think as its what it apparently tastes like XXXX. Hence why I brew my own beer.
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