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13th April 2008, 08:38 PM #1
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Pope's phone call
The Pope contacted all of his Cardinals with the urgent message, "Get to Rome as quickly as you can!" Once there he assembled them and said, "I'm afraid I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news; God spoke to me on the phone and told me that the world was going to end this Friday, and we should prepare our congregations."
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," queried a Cardinal, "If that is the good news, what could the bad news possibly be?
"He was phoning from Salt Lake City!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th April 2008, 08:42 PM #2
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13th April 2008, 08:47 PM #3
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hahahahahahahahaha..... good one..
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13th April 2008, 09:58 PM #4
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One all and I still have no idea unless Salt Lake City is in Vegas and God knows its all over and has decided to have a good time to the end.
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13th April 2008, 09:59 PM #5
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Me too but then i knw i'm thick.
Originally Posted by echnidna
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David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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13th April 2008, 10:22 PM #6
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Salt Lake City is the Mormon capital of the universe - The Catholics have always maintained they will be the only ones saved, looking down, pointing and laughing, and then God rings from the opposition camp!!
(no offense to those concerned)
Peter.
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14th April 2008, 06:15 PM #7
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Originally Posted by Sleeping Dog
Salt Lake City is the Mormon capital of the universe - The Catholics have always maintained they will be the only ones saved, looking down, pointing and laughing, and then God rings from the opposition camp!!
(no offense to those concerned)
Peter.
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