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    Default Muffins

    Because the oven was overshooting the set temperature, SWMBO shaved a few
    minutes off the cooking time for her muffins, set the timer and asked
    me to keep an eye on them while I did the dishes and she dusted.

    Not long after, she smelled something burning and dashed into the kitchen.

    "Are those my muffins burning?" she asked Andy.

    "Yes," I said as he calmly wiped a dinner plate.

    "Then why are they still in the oven?" she cried.

    "Because," I replied, "the timer hasn't gone off yet."


    I spent three days in hospital with blunt trauma to the head,


    I guessed it was the wrong answer
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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