Good News

[munruben]

Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ?????

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

[wheelinround]

RRFLMAO love it just read it to LOML now going out to grad that bottle of scotch which was moved to back of cupboard and give it mouth to mouth

[PAH1]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

Not really, that requires ~3g/L E. coli and the best I could ever do in the lab was about 1g/L in pure culture using rich media rather than water. The real figure would be in the order of 100,000-1,000,000L.

[Stevenp]

Not really, that requires ~3g/L E. coli and the best I could ever do in the lab was about 1g/L in pure culture using rich media rather than water. The real figure would be in the order of 100,000-1,000,000L.

I like Johns theory better.