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    Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

    "What the hell you doing?" he asks.

    "Hanging myself" Paddy replies.

    "It should be around your neck" says the Guard.

    "I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".
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    Cheers Fred



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    anne-maria.
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    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    Yeah, I saw him too.

    When I asked what he was doing he
    replied, "Just hangin' around".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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