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    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl asked "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
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    "Because white is the colour of happiness," her mother explained, "and today is the happiest day of her life."
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    The child thought for a moment, then asked, "So, why is the groom wearing black?"

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    I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.
    You'll go straight to hell for that one.

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    Ooooooo.... You are brave, Alex
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dengue View Post
    Ooooooo.... You are brave, Alex
    And I would guess either single or soon to be .

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexS View Post
    I thought it was because white is the traditional colour for household appliances.
    And the only reason you can now get them in other colours is because snags are helping out in the kitchen.


    Peter.

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    And the Groom is so called because he will now spend the rest of his life looking after the "Old Nag".

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