The results are out for the Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to
take an Australian word, alter it by adding or subtracting or changing
only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition .....

billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.

flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

mateshit: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual
activity.

yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it
comes to handling himself in the scrub.

crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.